Who Wants To Be A Bedfordshire Youth Musician
(Submitted by Concert Band Percussionist Gareth Lloyd)
- Before a full rehearsal you:
- Talk among your friends
- Play just to annoy everyone
- Fix your hair
- Practise the music
- On your way home from a hard day of playing you:
- Sleep
- Chat up some Youth Orchestra player
- Fix your hair
- Read through your part
- You drive a:
- Very old car
- Lorry or big van
- Mini Metro
- You don't have a car (mum and dad drive you where you want)
- Your part time job is in:
- McDonalds
- Can't keep a job for more than a week
- Wilkinsons
- Sainsburys
- Your last band date was a:
- String player
- Woodwind player
- Percussionist
- Brass player
- The first time you saw a drum solo you:
- Wondered where the trombones were
- Sat there drooling in amazement
- Asked where the clarinets are
- Said 'I can do that' sarcastically
- When members of your section call you they want to know:
- If you have any booze
- If they can hide a body in your house for a while
- If you want to go to the movies
- When the practise starts
- Your last date involved:
- Fast food
- You jumping out of a window trying to get away
- Your date jumping out of a window trying to get away
- Titanic
- When El Nino is mentioned you think:
- What a cool dance tune
- Damn El Nino, he owes me money
- This El Nino is Hell on my hair
- That El Nino is ruining the weather
- At your last party you:
- Got drunk
- Can't say due to fifth amendment rights
- Were defending yourself from drunk people
- Watched something involving Leonardo Di Caprio
If you answered mainly:
- You are a stereotypical brass player
- You are a stereotypical drummer
- You are a stereotypical woodwind player
- You are a stereotypical string player
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