The Band That Money Couldn't Buy

CONDUCTORS

N. Cleerbeet (Netherlands)
Don Follomi (Italy)
Harry Zupp (Hungary)
Phil de Puls (S. Africa)
Juan Smorfromditop (Spain)
Clarice Mudd (New Zealand)

LEADER

Mark Ittin (England)

CO-LEADER

Lee de Snark (Belgium)

1ST VIOLINS

Lucy String (USA)
Wanda B Asoloist (Scotland)
Con Sordino (Italy)
Won Kee Brij (S. Korea)
Scott Anulcer (England)
Polly Fonnik (Germany)
Chuck McGiggin (Canada)
Addy Nuff (Nigeria)

2ND VIOLINS

Peggy Snakkud (Finland)
Rachid Pageturn (Morocco)
Constance Cratching (Zimbabwe)
Dorian Mode (Greece)
Gladys E Zee (Kenya)
Bo Drong (Sweden)
Nelly Wright (England)
Lottie Fakin (Australia)

VIOLAS

Sheikh Jurin Solo (Oman)
Rab Ishplayer (Scotland)
Avna Cloo (Egypt)
Frank Lee Crapp (Belgium)
Al Ovadashop (Sicily)
Noah Diratal (Israel)

CELLOS

Y Dopen (Austria)
Beryl Ovett (S Africa)
Lou Spike (USA)
Mustapha C Garr (Lebanon)

DOUBLE BASSES

Pete Ziccato (Italy)
Arfur Tree (Wood Green)

FLUTES

Sue Percy (Wales)
Phoebe Forplease (England)

PICCOLO

Carrie Zinderpocket (Hungary)

OBOE

Izzy Sharpe (Israel)
Peer Sin Din (Hong Kong)

COR ANGLAIS

Diane Duck (Aylesbury)

CLARINETS

Justin Chune (Luxembourg)
Tony Zorfal (Switzerland)

BASS CLARINET

Norman E Notes (Australia)

BASSOONS

Aaron Spittle (Israel)
Lee Kin Kee (N Korea)

CONTRA BASSOON

Adam Innim (S Africa)

FRENCH HORNS

Eammon Miss (Eire)
Dennis Lippin (New Zealand)
Morag Siddentles (Scotland)
Andy Splittit (England)
Miles O'Tubin (Ireland)
Dicky Pitcher (Canada)

TRUMPETS

Willy Maykit (Scotland)
Terry Tout (Tooting)
Lips O'Gonegen (Ireland)
Val Voyle (Wales)
Russ T Bell (USA)

TENOR TROMBONES

Bengt Slide (Norway)
Gunther Fahrt (Germany)
Oliver Guinness (Ireland)

BASS TROMBONE

Peter Owt (USA)

TUBA

Norma Spuff (Australia)

PERCUSSION

Tim Parny (England)
Cy Drum (USA)
Edna Book (Scotland)
Mr. Solly Trecrash (Israel)
Wayne C N Tervul (Canada)

HARP

Angeline de Band (Switzerland)

CELESTE

Yolanda Plumjob (Bolivia)

HARPSICHORD

Olive Inthepast (Wales)

ORGAN

Paula de Stops (Brazil)

CLASSICAL GUITAR

Segovia Carpet (Spain)

ALTO SAXES

Bjorn Secksee (Sweden) Kenny Read (Scotland)

TENOR SAXES

Gordon E Speed (USA) Leighton Pist (Wales)

BARITONE SAX

Mannheim Stoned (Outer Bahrain)

PIANO

Phil Allgaps (Florida Keys)

DX7

Tex A Wayjobs (USA)

GUITAR

Ron Chords (England)

BASS GUITAR

Ian Gee (Scotland)

DRUMS

Owen Transport (Wales)

BANJO

Wendy Saints (New Orleans)

MOUTH ORGAN

R Monniker (Germany)

BAGPIPES

Terry Bullracket (Scotland)

SOPRANOS

Barbie Hynde (USA)
Evelyn Tensions (Virgin Islands)
Mimi Mee (France)
Gloria Stitz (Austria)
Jemima Lott (England)
Sheila Blige (Australia)

ALTOS

Dawn Chorus (Wales)
Emma Vailable (Luxembourg)
May Cuporlova (Czech Republic)
Vi Larmpits (Bournemouth)
Helda Breff (Denmark)
Eve N Bosom (Switzerland)

TENORS

R Sole (USA)
Maximilian Aveek (Germany)
Walter Plonker (Canada)
Stan Duppenpose (Austria)
Hugh Jeego (S Africa)

BASSES

Omar Throat (Egypt)
Uve Waytpilluk (Germany)
Roger Anything (New Zealand)
Joe Kovavoyz (Poland)

COUNTER TENOR

Aladdin Dragg (Turkey)

SPECIALIST ADVISORS

GREEK MUSIC

Baz Ooki (Crete)

SPANISH MUSIC

Oonagh Paloma (Majorca)

ORIENTAL MUSIC

Tin Klin Pots (Vietnam)

INDIAN MUSIC

Getupta Singh (Bangladesh)

CHURCH MUSIC

Gregor E N Chant (Russia)

EARLY MUSIC

A Nonnynonny (Wales)

MEDIEVAL MUSIC

Amanda Lynne (England)

JAZZ

Doug Datcrazybeatkatz (USA)

COMPOSER-IN-RESIDENCE

Nick Stunes (Ireland)

ARRANGER

Les Makitardfrohm (Finland)

COPYIST

E Legiblescore (France)

LIBRARIAN

Miss N Parts (England)

MUSICIAN'S UNION REP

Ken I C Yukkard (Scotland)

FIXER

R U Verken (Belgium)

AGENT

Owen Money (Wales)

CONTRACTOR

Manny Zinderpost (Israel)

MANAGER

Robin Gitt (Mayfair)

ELECTRICIANS

Mal Function (Eire)
Sir Kit Breaker (England)

SOUND TECHNICIANS

Mike Ruffone (Canada)
Jack Plug (England)

RECORDING ENGINEERS

Stu di Olite (Italy)
Mort Rebble (USA)
Ed Phones (Wales)

BROADCASTING ENGINEERS

N Terference (France)
Ray de Owaves (Portugal)

WARDROBE

Miss Inga Cufflink (Norway)
D J Smucky (Jersey)

PORTERS

Manuel Labor (Spain)
Rex Instruments (Scotland)

CLOAKROOM

Mahatma Coht (India)

MATRON

Betty Pukes (England)

CHAPLAIN

Rev L Ayshuns (Christchurch)

TOUR ORGANISERS

Kathy Pacific (Hawaii)
Dan Eyre (Ireland)

ROADIES

Hertz van Rental (Netherlands)
Herr E Layabout (Germany)
Duncan Disorderly (Australia)

COACH DRIVER

Dino di Way (Sicily)

SECURITY

Oi Yu (China)
Hans Orff (Austria)
Laura Norder (Belgium)

CATERING

Chris P Bacon (Denmark)
Roland Butter (New Zealand)
Donna Kebab (Grease)

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